14 Reasons Why You Shouldn’t Date A Photographer

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I got this interesting piece from one of my friends. Thought it was interesting enough for me to try to warn all those that care to read.
Are you dating a Photographer ? Here are some reasons why you should NOT !

If you’re taking a walk outside and you come across some “interesting light” they will make you sit/stand/pose in public so that they can take a photo.

If you ask them if you look fat, they’ll say “don’t worry I can photoshop you later.”

That photo they randomly took of you yesterday?  Good luck getting them to send it to you.

You’ll never be able to enjoy tv, movies, or magazines because they’ll point out all the visual flaws.

On a romantic date, you’ll watch the sun go down and think “Wow this is gorgeous” and they’ll go ” come and stand here, do this do that” They will always bug you to be a test subject

You’ll never get to enjoy freshly cooked meals because they’ll spend 15 minutes taking 20 variations of the same dish with their iPhone.

You’ll wait longer for them to finish analyzing art in a museum than you’ll wait at the dmv

When you think they’re giving you their undivided attention, they’re really wondering how they could fix you with a little Clone Tool and Patch Tool.

They spend a lot of time with people cooler than you i.e. models, actors, musicians, successful rich people.

They won’t return your calls or text messages, but you can bet they’re still posting pics on fb and changing their DPs

They like trespassing into old abandoned buildings filled with health hazards.

They always want to show a new photo they took, but don’t really care if you like it or not.

Your birthday present will be a portrait that they’ve taken of you.

They have hard drives of photos, but probably have printed 10 images.
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One comment

  1. dzarnett · August 19, 2012

    Comic yet enlightening and revealing.


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